he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
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This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
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I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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