that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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