I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
soo... how was my night?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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