I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
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there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
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There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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