big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
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it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
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How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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