We won't sleep together?
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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