We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
