He told me they were just razor bumps!
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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