windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
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She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
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i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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