What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Best friends brother. Beat that.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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