were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
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figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
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Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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