Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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