He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
They are going to name an STD after you.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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