My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
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Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
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I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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