I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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