Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
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Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
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When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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