Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
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I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
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All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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