We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
either way he was missing a nipple.
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you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
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You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Enjoy the penises
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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