butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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