worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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