love makes seman taste better
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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