Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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