does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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