I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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