What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
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So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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