Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
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I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
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It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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