summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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