I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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