just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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