it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
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if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
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I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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