Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
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I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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