If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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