You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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