He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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