Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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