Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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