It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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