he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I have post one night stand depression
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
