I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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