What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Randomize
