News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
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i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
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Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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