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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
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fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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