this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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