therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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