weddingsv make me drug and hornr
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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