When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I love having hate sex.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
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