brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
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Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
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My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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