stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
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