They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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