love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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