It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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