another moral hangover. fuck.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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