She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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