He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Randomize