he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Do vagina's smell?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
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She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
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Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday