i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
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I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
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My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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